Taipei has more taxis and scooters than cockroaches. And it has a lot of cockroaches. It’s where I learned my cockroach ninja skills. It’s also where I drank Snake Blood and ate Octopus Beak, things that Boy refuses to believe when I tell him. It also has a very big tower thing and earthquakes. The earthquakes are less than ideal if you’re up the tall tower thing. Also Boy was conceived there making him Made In Taiwan.