Around the World in 80 Words – Taipei

Taipei has more taxis and scooters than cockroaches. And it has a lot of cockroaches. It’s where I learned my cockroach ninja skills. It’s also where I drank Snake Blood and ate Octopus Beak, things that Boy refuses to believe when I tell him. It also has a very big tower thing and earthquakes. The earthquakes are less than ideal if you’re up the tall tower thing. Also Boy was conceived there making him Made In Taiwan.

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  1. #1 by anna tims (@ageingmatron) on January 22, 2012 - 3:41 pm

    That is just brilliant! *off to rewrite mine*

    • #2 by slightlysuburbandad on January 22, 2012 - 6:14 pm

      Thank you, too kind. I’m going to read all of them when the kids are in bed but I’m sure yours didn’t need rewriting!

  2. #3 by Expat Mammy on January 22, 2012 - 5:02 pm

    Haha I’m sure he’ll be delighted to be made in taiwan

  3. #4 by Jayne on January 24, 2012 - 3:51 pm

    Awesome. Might give the snake blood a miss though…!

  4. #5 by motherventing on January 25, 2012 - 9:33 pm

    LMAO made in Taiwan… LOVE IT. Just don’t repeat that at his 18th bday party/graduation/wedding. Actually, do.

  5. #6 by bottleinfrontofme on January 26, 2012 - 6:08 pm

    s’ppose that must make my daughter
    “made in the back garden of friends house after drunken party” – doesn’t have the same ring to it really though 😉

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