- Joe Swash reading the bedtime story on Nick Jr
- Marmite flavoured cheese
- Rastamouse
- Make up for 3 year olds
- The Daily Mail
- Really sticky bogies
- Train information boards that profess a train is ‘On Time’ when it’s a minute after it should have left and it hasn’t turned up yet
- Well done steak
- When your iPhone can’t get 3G reception even though you know you’re in a good reception spot
- Lloyd Grossman’s accent
- Crystal Palace shirts
- Bike Lanes that last 5 yards
- Writing frightening verse to a buck-toothed girl in Luxembourg
- Discount ready meals
- People who name energy drinks after their cocks
- People who name their cocks after energy drinks
- Lembit Opik
- Running out of cider
- Why children’s clothes have size aged 5-6 and size aged 7-8 but not size aged 6-7
- Lego on the floor of a dark room
- Dan Brown novels
- ANYONE who lets some bacon go off
- Octogenarians with pet names for each other
- Next door’s cat when he shits in my chives
- That Vanish geisha advert
- Clive Tyldesley
- Furry oranges
- Smiley faces used as dots over a lower case letter i
- Sweetcorn
- “My parents went to” T-Shirts. Except ones that say “My Dad went to Brighton and all he got me was this vintage piece of kitsch which he bought ironically. And some organic rice flour”.
- Toddler’s sleep patterns
- First Great Western
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another lazy list post, Lembit Opik, slight annoyances
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