Missing:
- One pink Super Dry T-Shirt (well worn)
- One pair of blue trousers, the kind that make you look important without making people question exactly how much it IS that you get paid (quite new)
- Two animal puzzle bits, duck and giraffe, quite large
- The lids to three Fisher Price Eggs
- The human ability to make a perpetual motion machine
- Forty-three odd socks
- The smoked paprika I use in one dish twice a year
- My flip flops
- Child’s sandpit toys – one rake and one dinosaur mould (plastic and garish)
- Any strawberries on my strawberry plants (probably because I forgot to cover them each time it was frosty)
- Three clothes pegs
- World peace
- One colander handle
- Every shape sorter bit we ever had (but not the shape sorters)
- The ability to get Baby to go to sleep at night (recent and possibly temporary)
- Eleven felt tip lids
- My crisps (missing, presumed munched)
- Wii sports disc (but not the case)
- One “Very Hungry Caterpillar” book, well thumbed, drool encrusted
- Two plastic footballs
- One mobile phone charger
- Tickets for the zoo (used)
- Pu Yi, the last Qing dynasty Emperor of China
- Several packets of raisins
- My sanity
If found please return to slightlysuburbandad c/o this blog (except for Pu Yi who probably smells a bit by now). Alternatively most of the stuff will come free with the house when we sell it (except for the human ability to make a perpetual motion machine which is kind of stuck due to the laws of physics).
